Top Ten Reasons Why Raptor Day Would Suck


#10.  None of my students will be around to achieve that moment that I keep threatening them with- “one day, you’ll thank me.”


#9. I haven’t read Finnigan’s Wake yet.


#8. Dinosaurs and Cheese hasn’t hit big enough that I can quit my  job, lounge in my pajamas, and train pug dogs to do my bidding.


#7. I still don’t know how to do the “Thriller”, nor have I managed to sing along to all of the lyrics of “It’s the End of the World” by REM.


#6. I never got my dogs- Mac & Cheese , nor have I gotten ridiculed yet for naming them so wickedly-awesome.


#5.  We didn’t get to do any of the  fun wedding crap like taste-test cake and register for stuff.


#4.  We would never know who the mother is in “How I Met Your Mother” or who the new boss is in “The Office”.


#3.  The Indians and Browns have yet to win a championship, a title, er.. a game.


#2. I’ve never actually reached the weight it says on my driver’s license.


And the number one reason why it would suck if tomorrow is the day of raptors?


#1. HPADHP2 (Harry Potter & the Deathly Hollows Part 2)

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