Monthly Archives: January 2013

Ommm Letttttt

OM let om LET Eggs made into an omlette ooomllleetteee eggs Yes. An omlette. With bacon and mushrooms. Mush   rooms MUSHROOMS!!! Yes. Mushrooms.   ORange juice orange JEWs orANGE Jooooce O-R-A-N-G-E J-U-I Yes, orange juice. French toast And a… nevermind. … Continue reading

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Oyibo

“Hey! Oyibos!!!” said the police officer holding an AK-47, waving it around in the air. Oyibo (oh we bow): White person- translated as “without skin” or pigment. Now it basically means any foreigner. I have to say that initially, I … Continue reading

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This is What I Call Exploitation

There is a word that I would like to teach you: Oga: ‘Big Man’ or a boss I imagine that when I say we’re living in a hotel, you imagine a basic Super 8 type deal.  When I tell you … Continue reading

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Big News, Big News!!

I just got finished doing my Blogilates workout for today, and the only thing that doesn’t hurt on my body is my hair follicles.  If you’re looking for workouts that you can do at home (or in a hotel room, … Continue reading

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Rumba with Room Service

Living in a hotel is a life that I never thought I would have.  Mainly because living at a hotel is not an option unless you’re in a really bad movie or are beatnik enough to be at The Hotel … Continue reading

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