As seen on a mind numbing infomercial:
Snap-On Feathers? Yes, snap-on feathers. Apparently you use a roachclip type thing to snap these things into your hair. I distinctly remember those from the mid 90s…usually from those of the American Indian descent.
Well, they’re back. And for the low, low price of
$20 $10 you can get not one, but two feather clips. Because, after all, who can figure out those home hair feather kits. I mean..with the feathers and the glue and the reading of the directions. Read? Who are they kidding?
And the coup de gras of this special new trend? You can get a free smoky ash feather for free. Smoky ash? New name that doesn’t make me giggle like a 12 year old, please.
Now, maybe it’s because I’m not fashionable, but if you saw a feather hiding in someone’s locks, wouldn’t you yank it out and stand there triumphantly waiting for them to thank you? After all, you saved them from looking ridiculous. Oh…
Ok… no more t.v for me. This world scares me.