“Where do you put the apostrophe in ‘wed’?”

“That’s a contraction?  I thought it was a name. Like a Chinese dude. ‘Dey always have weird names, ya know?”

“Ok…. how do we fix ‘weve’?”

“My auntie’s a hairdresser. She do it.”

:bangs head on projector cart:

I wish I made these things up.  But I can’t.  I don’t have the brain to do that.  As it stands, my brain has turned to scrambled eggs.

I’ve found a new personal torture system.  It’s called 7th grade research projects.  No matter how organized I tried to be, I stilled ended up with 32 students screaming my name throughout our time in the library. “Miss, I have a question. Miss, help. Miss, I don’t understand. Miss, miss, miss, ” Aaggghh!  The outline has us doing this 2x a week for the next 6 weeks.  Heaven help me.

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